Draco: If someone asks, we were helping Filch with the cleaning supplies
Harry: It’s 3am,who’s going to believe that?
Draco: If you want to keep this in secret you must be ready to lie
Harry: But can we invent good lies, lies that people believe?
Draco: Fine! What? I doubt you can come up with something better
Harry: We went to the kitchens, heard Filch, and hide in this cupboard so he couldn’t shout detention at us
Draco: That’s… Okay
Harry: It’s brilliant
Draco: It’s 3am, I’m tired, I can’t think
Draco: I’m not so sure anymore
Harry: Why not? We did everything right
Draco: It’s not that… It’s… Harry, what if my animagus form is a peacock?
Harry: Then you’d be the most beautiful peacock out there. And the most annoying too
Draco: Wow. You know what to say to calm me down
Harry: Hey, I’m your boyfriend! Of course I know!
Draco: Git
Eiji: What’s your blood type?
Ash: How would I know?
Eiji: How would you not?
Ash: Who am I, Karl Landstiener, discoverer of blood groups?
Eiji: You don’t know your own blood type, BUT YOU KNOW WHO DISCOVERED THEM?!